K IS FOR KILL SOMEBODY IF THEY DESERVE IT!

K IS FOR KILL SOMEBODY IF THEY DESERVE IT!



YOU MIGHT NOT THINK MURDERING IS POSITIVE, BUT IT IS!



MURDERING IN A CLEVER WAY CAN BE UPLIFTING!


DO NOT LEAVE ANY CLUES AND YOU WILL OUTWIT LAW ENFORCEMENT! SUPERIORITY!



IF SOMEBODY DESERVES TO BE TAKEN OUT THEN DO IT!



USE A GUN OR A KNIFE! USE A ROPE! USE POISON OR A RABID SQUIRREL! USE A BLUNT OBJECT SUCH AS A CEMENT GNOME OR A VERY OLD CAKE!



SO MANY OPTIONS FOR KILLING!



IS YOUR BOSS A CUNTWHORE LIKE MINE? IS YOUR WIFE 'BUMMING YOU OUT'? DO YOU KNOW A CHILD WHO MAKES FACES AT YOU FOR NO GOOD REASON?



KILL THEM!



KILLING IS NOT JUST FOR CRIMINALS! ANYBODY CAN KILL! BE SURE TO KILL ONLY THE DESERVING OR YOU WON'T GO TO HEAVEN!



YAY K IS FOR KILL SOMEBODY IF THEY DESERVE IT!

TRIUMPHANT RETURN!!!

MAKE YOURSELF MORE POPULAR BY HAVING AN EXTENDED HIATUS!!!

THEN RETURN WITH A SELF-REFERRENTIAL FLOURISH!!!

SING AND SHOUT FROM THE ROOFTOPS ABOUT YOUR DOMINANCE AND ELAN!!!

YOU ARE THE DRAGON AND THE REST OF THE WORLD IS YOUR PREY!!!

EAT THEM AND RETURN TO THE ETERNAL LAND OF YOUR FATHER!!!

YOU ARE A WINNER!!!