Tuesday, 13 January 2009

E IS FOR EXERCISE

WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO SLEEP, BLINK A LOT--IT WILL WORK OUT YOUR FOREHEAD!

INSTEAD OF LOOKING AT SOMEONE ON THE BUS FOR FIFTEEN STRAIGHT SECONDS, LOOK AT THEM THREE SEPARATE TIMES--IT WILL WORK OUT YOUR NECK AND MAKE YOUR NECK STRONG ENOUGH TO HELP YOU QUICKLY AVOID EYE CONTACT WITH OTHERS ON THE BUS!

TAPE A REALLY HEAVY BOOK TO THE BACK OF YOUR RIGHT AND LEFT HAND--YOU WILL LOOK SMART AND ALSO GROW BIG ARMS!

IF YOU SEE SOMEONE SLEEPING, CARRY THEM AROUND WHILE THEY SLEEP--IT WILL MAKE YOUR BICEPS BIG SO WHEN YOU ARE ALONE IN YOUR ROOM YOU CAN PUNCH YOUR OWN FACE HARDER!

WALK UP AND DOWN THE HALL WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO--IT WILL MAKE YOUR LEGS STRONGER AND IT WILL ALSO KEEP THE DARKNESS IN THE HALLWAY STIRRED AND KEEP IT FROM SETTLING!

5 comments:

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

EXERCISE IS GOOD FOR YOU!!!

xtx said...

I EXERCISE EVERY DAY AND SOMETIMES EVERY NIGHT! (WINK! WINK!)

Aiden Clarkson said...

I AM SORRY I POSTED SO SOON AFTER YOU!

I GOT "EXCITED"!!

!

I HAD TO PUT ICE
IN
MYSELF
TO "COOL DOWN"!

sam pink said...

IT'S OK!

xtx said...

E FOR 'EXERCISE' AND E FOR 'EXCITED AIDEN'!

BOTH GREAT THINGS!

LET'S CELEBRATE!