Thursday 19 February 2009

RECIPE FOR SUCCESS!!!




YOU HAVE PROBABLY HEARD OF 'THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS' (BATTERED CORNFLAKES), YOU'VE MAYBE COME ACROSS 'DINNER FIT FOR A KING' (FRIED MOUSE LIVER), AND THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL YOU'VE EVER EVEN READ ABOUT 'THE SUPPER OF FOOLS' (SOUP PIE)!!!!

NOW TRY MY RECIPE FOR SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S DELICIOUS!! (NOTE: NOT REAL MEAL)

INGREDIENTS!!! :

X 1 TABLESPOON OF GET UP AND GO
X 3 GRAMS OF SEIZE THE DAY
X 1 CUP OF AMAZING
X 3 SLICES OF BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND ABSOLUTELY NO ONE ELSE
X 1 KG OF RUTHLESS AMBITION
X 7 BOWLS OF EXCELLENCE
X 1 BOTTLE OF SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
X 1 TIN OF SUPPRESSED FURY
PASTA (OPTIONAL)

STIR INTO OBLIVION AND LEAVE TO SIMMER FOR UP TO 65 YEARS!!!!!!

SERVE HOT!! (PLEASE DO NOT EAT)

2 comments:

Crispin Best said...

THE PICTURES MAKE ME HUNGRY!

THE RECIPE MAKES ME SUCCESS!!!

xTx said...

I AM ALWAYS ON A DIET!

BUT NOT TODAY!

TODAY I WILL EAT MY SUCCESS PIE!