STOP DOING THE TINTERWEBS
STOP TYPING
EAT MORE
SUNSHINE
SUNBEDS
RUNNING ABOUT ON GRASS
MORE THOROUGH IRONING
STOP TALKING
PAY MORE ATTENTION TO PERSONAL HYGIENE/GROOMING
KILL BOSS
USE BULLET POINTS MORE
DRINK SLOE GIN (the drink of champions)
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WELCOME TO THE FUTURE OF YOURSELF!!!
THE FUTURE IS PINK AND SORT OF MOTTLED IN COLOUR LIKE A LEG THAT HAS BEEN UNDER THE HOT WATER BOTTLE TOO LONG!!!
I WILL RUN ABOUT ON GRASS AND STUMBLE AND START ROLLING AND HURT MYSELF ON A GORSE BUSH!!!
(WHAT ON EARTH ARE THE LETTERS IN BRACKETS AT THE END OF THIS POST?! ARE THEY POLISH OR SOMETHING?!)
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