Monday 12 January 2009

YOUR TIE!!

LOOK AT THIS:


THIS IS YOUR SPECIAL TIE!

IT SYMBOLISES VIRILITY (YOUR PENIS/VAGINA)!!

IT SYMBOLISES THE WINNING POTENTIAL INSIDE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US (THE LOVELY SILK LINING)!!!

BUT ...

IT ALSO LOOKS A BIT LIKE A FISH SWIMMING AROUND ON YOUR TUMMY!!!!!!!

SEE?! YOUR TIE CAN BE FUN, TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 comments:

Crispin Best said...

NEW EXCLAMATION MARK WORLD RECORD!!!

(IT DOES LOOK LIKE A FISH SWIMMING ABOUT!!
I LOVE MY FUN FUN TIE!!!)

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

incredible!

Martin Higgins said...

SOMETIMES IF I PULL MY TIE TOO TIGHT, MY FACE GOES RED!!! RED!!! THE COLOUR OF FUN!!!!!

AND WINNING!


NO WAIT, THAT'S BLUE!!!!!! (!)

Matt DeBenedictis said...

Ties are the international symbol for getting it on.