Monday, 29 December 2008

GOOD JOB WALMART GREETERS

WALMART GREETERS LOOK AT YOU WHEN YOU WALK INTO WALMART.

GOOD JOB WALMART GREETERS!

WITHOUT YOU I WOULDN'T FEEL ALIENATED WHEN I WALK INTO A WALMART!

WITHOUT YOU I WOULDN'T REMEMBER THAT WHEN I AM OLD AND ABOUT TO DIE I CAN STILL WORK AT WALMART AS A WALMART GREETER!

3 comments:

xtx said...

wow. i thought i was the only one who felt this way.


GOOD JOB SAM PINK! I NOW DO NOT FEEL SO ALONE IN MY WALMART GREETER FEELINGS ESPECIALLY THE PART ABOUT THE JOB BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO BE AN OLD LADY WORKING AT MCDONALDS AND WOULD RATHER BE A WALMART GREETER WITH MY BAD, HIPS AND WALKER MACHINE!

Matt DeBenedictis said...

One day a Wallmart greeter we realize his place, his role, and become so enraged he will pummel each person walking in random items from the sale rack. Wallmart greeting is the retirement plan for us all.

sam pink said...

matt, i am laughing

xtx, we can work together and sigh every time we have to re-stock something