JUMP UP AND LET A STAR KNOW YOU LOVE IT BY GENTLY TOUCHING ITS BELLY IN A FRIENDLY WAY!

TODAY I AM GOING TO SMILE SOOOOOOOOOOO BIGLY THAT THE CORNERS OF MY MOUTH TOUCH EACH OTHER AND MY SMILE FORMS A GIANT HAPPY CIRCLE!!!

YOU DESERVE A BONUS FOR LOOKING NOT-DEAD AND NOT-UGLY!!!!

WELL I THINK WE SHOULD JUST PUT VELCRO ON OUR HANDS ALREADY BECAUSE I DON'T EVER WANT THEM APART!!!!!