MAKE A LIST!!
IT'S AN EASY AND CHEAP WAY TO ACHIEVE SUCCESS!!!
WANT INSTANT FULFILMENT?!
JUST WRITE DOWN THE THINGS YOU ALREADY DID TODAY AND THEN CROSS THEM OFF!!!!!!!!!!
SEE?!!
JUST LOOK AT THAT LOVELY LIST OF THINGS YOU DID TODAY, ALL CROSSED OFF!!
YOU REALLY ARE A SPECIAL AND CAREFUL ONE, AREN'T YOU?!?!!!?!!?!!! (IF YOU DON'T WATCH OUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO COME OVER THERE AND GIVE YOU A GIGANTIC HIGH-FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH! GIGANTIC HIGH FIVE!!!!
Get out of bed - Check!
Stare at wall - Check!
Play several hours of Xbox - Check!
Win at life - Check! Check! CHECK!!!
drink five bloody marys - check!
hang out with friends - check!
go see Slumdog Millionaire for the second time - Check!
eat a bowl of nestle clusters - check!
eat a bowl of nestle clusters - check!
eat a bowl of nestle clusters - check!
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