Sunday 28 December 2008

SUGGESTED NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

STOP DOING THE TINTERWEBS
STOP TYPING
EAT MORE
SUNSHINE
SUNBEDS
RUNNING ABOUT ON GRASS
MORE THOROUGH IRONING
STOP TALKING
PAY MORE ATTENTION TO PERSONAL HYGIENE/GROOMING
KILL BOSS
USE BULLET POINTS MORE
DRINK SLOE GIN (the drink of champions)

3 comments:

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE OF YOURSELF!!!

Jenn said...

THE FUTURE IS PINK AND SORT OF MOTTLED IN COLOUR LIKE A LEG THAT HAS BEEN UNDER THE HOT WATER BOTTLE TOO LONG!!!

Crispin Best said...

I WILL RUN ABOUT ON GRASS AND STUMBLE AND START ROLLING AND HURT MYSELF ON A GORSE BUSH!!!

(WHAT ON EARTH ARE THE LETTERS IN BRACKETS AT THE END OF THIS POST?! ARE THEY POLISH OR SOMETHING?!)