Saturday, 24 January 2009

I IS FOR "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!"

I IS FOR, "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!"

USE THIS PHRASE WHENEVER YOU FEEL LESS THAN HUMAN! IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL GRAND!

"I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!" IS A PHRASE YOU CAN SHOUT FROM A LYING POSITION OR FROM THE TOP OF A MEDIUM SIZED STAIRCASE, OR DURING THE SLOW PART OF A ROMANTIC MOVIE! (DON'T WORRY, NOBODY WILL MIND, BECAUSE OF ALL YOUR ENTHUSIASM!"

USING THIS PHRASE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL SPECTACULAR! EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT THE KING OF ANYTHING AT ALL! EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT THE KING OF BEER OR OFFICE PRODUCTS!

I LEARNED THIS PHRASE ONE DAY WHEN I WAS RIDING ON A STEAMSHIP IN THE NORTHERN ATLANTIC! I HAD JUST FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A RUFFIAN SCALLYWAG AND HE HELD MY ARMS OUT WHILE WE SAILED AT THE FRONT OF THE SHIP WITH THE OCEAN STRETCHED OUT IN FRONT OF US LIKE OUR HOPEFUL FUTURE TOGETHER!

"I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!" WE SHOUTED, LEAVING OUR CARES BEHIND US!

YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR CARES BEHIND YOU AS WELL!

SHOUT THIS PHRASE FROM THE ROOFTOPS! YOU WILL BE AN ULTIMATE WINNER!

YAY FOR "I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!"

3 comments:

Martin Higgins said...

I AM KING OF THE WORLD???!! I AM!!! I AM KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!

Nick (CFKS) said...

Now this is some sound advice! I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL CONQUER YOU ALL!!! KING OF THE WORLD!!! BOW DOWN!!

King said...

Ahem.