A IS FOR ALCOHOL!
ALCOHOL IS AN INTOXICANT WHICH MEANS IT MAKES YOU FEEL FLUTTERY INSIDE AND ALSO MAKES YOUR DECISION MAKING SKILLS VERY SHARP LIKE A SABER! IT ALSO PROMOTES TRUTH TELLING AND SEX!
I LIKE ALCOHOL FOR ALL OF THESE THINGS AND BECAUSE OF THE ENDLESS VARIETY!
ALCOHOL COMES IN SO MANY SHAPES AND SIZES FOR ALL OF YOUR DRINKING NEEDS AND MOODS!
IN A HURRY? HAVE A SHOT OF TEQUILA!!
FEELING SUPERIOR? HAVE A GLASS OF EXPENSIVE WINE! THERE ARE TWO COLORS TO CHOOSE FROM!!!
WATCHING A SPORTING EVENT? CUDDLE UP TO A COLD BEER! YOU CAN DRINK IT IN A BOTTLE OR IN A CUP!
NEED TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS? BUY EVERYBODY A ROUND OF IRISH CAR BOMBS! FUN FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY!!!
ALCOHOL IS THE PERFECT BEVERAGE! YAY FOR ALCOHOL!!!!
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