Friday, 2 January 2009

A IS FOR ALCOHOL

A IS FOR ALCOHOL!

ALCOHOL IS AN INTOXICANT WHICH MEANS IT MAKES YOU FEEL FLUTTERY INSIDE AND ALSO MAKES YOUR DECISION MAKING SKILLS VERY SHARP LIKE A SABER! IT ALSO PROMOTES TRUTH TELLING AND SEX!

I LIKE ALCOHOL FOR ALL OF THESE THINGS AND BECAUSE OF THE ENDLESS VARIETY!

ALCOHOL COMES IN SO MANY SHAPES AND SIZES FOR ALL OF YOUR DRINKING NEEDS AND MOODS!

IN A HURRY? HAVE A SHOT OF TEQUILA!!

FEELING SUPERIOR? HAVE A GLASS OF EXPENSIVE WINE! THERE ARE TWO COLORS TO CHOOSE FROM!!!

WATCHING A SPORTING EVENT? CUDDLE UP TO A COLD BEER! YOU CAN DRINK IT IN A BOTTLE OR IN A CUP!

NEED TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS? BUY EVERYBODY A ROUND OF IRISH CAR BOMBS! FUN FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY!!!

ALCOHOL IS THE PERFECT BEVERAGE! YAY FOR ALCOHOL!!!!

5 comments:

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

Welcome to the lovely place!

xtx said...

I FEEL SO WELCOME! YOUR ICON OF FOOD ON A PLATE ALWAYS MAKES ME FEEL LIKE MORNING!

Martin Higgins said...

HAHAHA! HI EVERYONE!! HAHA! Remember, a smile a day keeps the Luftwaffe away!

Matt DeBenedictis said...

As someone who used to work for one of the largest companies that breed motivational speakers through meioses let me say I love this blog.

King said...

SCOTCH IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE. V SOPHISTICATED.