WRITING AND THINKING IN A NORMAL HUMAN LANGUAGE IS BORING - DON'T DO IT!!!
SPEND A MONTH INVENTING A NEW AND EXCITING LANGUAGE!!!
IT IS NOT A WASTE OF TIME, IT IS A VALUABLE ACTIVITY!!!
IF YOU CREATE A NEW LANGUAGE, YOUR THOUGHTS AND WORDS WILL BE INFINITELY CREATIVE AND NOT CONSTRAINED BY THE PROBLEMS THAT BLIGHT OUR HUMAN AND BORING SOCIETY!!!
HUY GUTURQ MO HAPPO IL; CONQUANDO GORDE LITVAH!!!
JOKI NOOBUR121 ILL &^&^JJ CON MUSTO GUSTO PUSTO RUSTO!!!
WELCOME TO YOUR NEW LIFE OF SUCCESS!!!
Saturday 31 January 2009
Monday 26 January 2009
BE EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME!!
THE ARMY SAY YOU SHOULD "BE ALL YOU CAN BE", I SAY...THAT'S NOT ENOUGH!!!!!!
BE ALL YOU CAN'T BE AS WELL!!!!
BE ALL YOU HAVEN'T EVER CONSIDERED BEING!!!
BE ALL OF THE POKEMON...AT THE SAME TIME!!
BE PREPARED FOR EVERYTHING, AND IF NOTHING IS HAPPENING, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SOMETHING!!!! A. B. P. ALWAYS BE PREPARING!!!
BE A MAJESTIC SUPER-EAGLE OF LOVE SOARING ABOVE A SEETHING HERD OF HATE-CATTLE
BE A TALL, IMPOSING, FROSTY MOUNTAIN OF CALM IN THE SWIRLING FIRESTORM OF EVERYDAY PANIC!!!!!??!!!
BE MY, BE MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BB KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BE ALL YOU CAN'T BE AS WELL!!!!
BE ALL YOU HAVEN'T EVER CONSIDERED BEING!!!
BE ALL OF THE POKEMON...AT THE SAME TIME!!
BE PREPARED FOR EVERYTHING, AND IF NOTHING IS HAPPENING, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SOMETHING!!!! A. B. P. ALWAYS BE PREPARING!!!
BE A MAJESTIC SUPER-EAGLE OF LOVE SOARING ABOVE A SEETHING HERD OF HATE-CATTLE
BE A TALL, IMPOSING, FROSTY MOUNTAIN OF CALM IN THE SWIRLING FIRESTORM OF EVERYDAY PANIC!!!!!??!!!
BE MY, BE MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BB KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU FEEL UPSET IT IS YOUR BODY TELLING YOU TO CONQUER SOMEBODY!!!
GO OUT THERE AND CONQUER SOMEONE!!!
DOMINATE THEM IF YOU CAN!!!
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO IS ALWAYS CONQUER EVERYONE!!!
DON'T LET THEM WALK ALL OVER YOU - WALK ALL OVER THEM!!!
CONQUERING SOMEONE MAKES YOU SMILE - OH YEAH - HOT STUFF!!!
DOMINATE THEM IF YOU CAN!!!
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO IS ALWAYS CONQUER EVERYONE!!!
DON'T LET THEM WALK ALL OVER YOU - WALK ALL OVER THEM!!!
CONQUERING SOMEONE MAKES YOU SMILE - OH YEAH - HOT STUFF!!!
Saturday 24 January 2009
I IS FOR "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!"
I IS FOR, "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!"
USE THIS PHRASE WHENEVER YOU FEEL LESS THAN HUMAN! IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL GRAND!
"I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!" IS A PHRASE YOU CAN SHOUT FROM A LYING POSITION OR FROM THE TOP OF A MEDIUM SIZED STAIRCASE, OR DURING THE SLOW PART OF A ROMANTIC MOVIE! (DON'T WORRY, NOBODY WILL MIND, BECAUSE OF ALL YOUR ENTHUSIASM!"
USING THIS PHRASE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL SPECTACULAR! EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT THE KING OF ANYTHING AT ALL! EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT THE KING OF BEER OR OFFICE PRODUCTS!
I LEARNED THIS PHRASE ONE DAY WHEN I WAS RIDING ON A STEAMSHIP IN THE NORTHERN ATLANTIC! I HAD JUST FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A RUFFIAN SCALLYWAG AND HE HELD MY ARMS OUT WHILE WE SAILED AT THE FRONT OF THE SHIP WITH THE OCEAN STRETCHED OUT IN FRONT OF US LIKE OUR HOPEFUL FUTURE TOGETHER!
"I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!" WE SHOUTED, LEAVING OUR CARES BEHIND US!
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR CARES BEHIND YOU AS WELL!
SHOUT THIS PHRASE FROM THE ROOFTOPS! YOU WILL BE AN ULTIMATE WINNER!
YAY FOR "I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!"
USE THIS PHRASE WHENEVER YOU FEEL LESS THAN HUMAN! IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL GRAND!
"I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!" IS A PHRASE YOU CAN SHOUT FROM A LYING POSITION OR FROM THE TOP OF A MEDIUM SIZED STAIRCASE, OR DURING THE SLOW PART OF A ROMANTIC MOVIE! (DON'T WORRY, NOBODY WILL MIND, BECAUSE OF ALL YOUR ENTHUSIASM!"
USING THIS PHRASE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL SPECTACULAR! EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT THE KING OF ANYTHING AT ALL! EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT THE KING OF BEER OR OFFICE PRODUCTS!
I LEARNED THIS PHRASE ONE DAY WHEN I WAS RIDING ON A STEAMSHIP IN THE NORTHERN ATLANTIC! I HAD JUST FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A RUFFIAN SCALLYWAG AND HE HELD MY ARMS OUT WHILE WE SAILED AT THE FRONT OF THE SHIP WITH THE OCEAN STRETCHED OUT IN FRONT OF US LIKE OUR HOPEFUL FUTURE TOGETHER!
"I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!" WE SHOUTED, LEAVING OUR CARES BEHIND US!
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR CARES BEHIND YOU AS WELL!
SHOUT THIS PHRASE FROM THE ROOFTOPS! YOU WILL BE AN ULTIMATE WINNER!
YAY FOR "I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!"
Wednesday 21 January 2009
NEVER TELL ANYONE HOW ARE YOU FEELING!!!
EMOTIONS ARE TENDER AND PRIVATE!!!
DON'T BORE EVERYONE WITH HOW MISERABLE YOU ARE!!!
ALWAYS WALK AROUND WITH A BEAMING SMILE ON YOUR FACE!!!
YOU WILL SUCCEED IF YOU ARE SMILING!!!
KEEP YOUR EMOTIONS BOTTLED UP UNTIL YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE GOING TO EXPLODE!!!
THEN EXPLODE!!!
EMOTIONS ARE BORING!!!
DON'T BORE EVERYONE WITH HOW MISERABLE YOU ARE!!!
ALWAYS WALK AROUND WITH A BEAMING SMILE ON YOUR FACE!!!
YOU WILL SUCCEED IF YOU ARE SMILING!!!
KEEP YOUR EMOTIONS BOTTLED UP UNTIL YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE GOING TO EXPLODE!!!
THEN EXPLODE!!!
EMOTIONS ARE BORING!!!
Monday 19 January 2009
YOU WILL NOT CATCH CHOLERA!
THERE IS LITTLE TO RELATIVELY NO CHANCE OF YOU CATCHING CHOLERA!!!
YES,
"YOU"!!
THE CHANCES OF YOU CATCHING CHOLERA ARE TINY!!!!
THE CHANCES OF YOU CATCHING CHOLERA ARE LAUGHABLE!!!
LAUGH AT THE CHANCES! LAUGH AT CHOLERA!! LAUGH!!!
YOU WILL NOT CATCH CHOLERA
SO
YOU CAN AFFORD TO BE FREE AND EASY!!!!
YES,
"YOU"!!
THE CHANCES OF YOU CATCHING CHOLERA ARE TINY!!!!
THE CHANCES OF YOU CATCHING CHOLERA ARE LAUGHABLE!!!
LAUGH AT THE CHANCES! LAUGH AT CHOLERA!! LAUGH!!!
YOU WILL NOT CATCH CHOLERA
SO
YOU CAN AFFORD TO BE FREE AND EASY!!!!
Saturday 17 January 2009
ULTRA INCREDIBLE AND UPLIFTING MUSICAL WONDER!!!
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A MUSIC!!!
I HAVE ONE RIGHT HERE!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS A SONG THAT FEATURES THESE WORDS!!!
I MADE IT WITH THIS OTHER AMAZING AND POWERFUL GUY!!!
IT IS A LABOUR OF LOVE!!!
IT HAS BEEN CREATED WITH A CAREFUL HAND AND SPECIAL KEYBOARD!!!
IT IS SO VERY SPECIAL!!!
ALWAYS GIVE PEOPLE A TREAT!!!
I HAVE ONE RIGHT HERE!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS A SONG THAT FEATURES THESE WORDS!!!
I MADE IT WITH THIS OTHER AMAZING AND POWERFUL GUY!!!
IT IS A LABOUR OF LOVE!!!
IT HAS BEEN CREATED WITH A CAREFUL HAND AND SPECIAL KEYBOARD!!!
IT IS SO VERY SPECIAL!!!
ALWAYS GIVE PEOPLE A TREAT!!!
Friday 16 January 2009
THIS IS A HAPPY EV EVENING!!!!! ;OIKGY5OU6
HELLO!!! WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER!!!!
WHY AM I NOT LONELY?! BECAUSE I AM SITTING WITH TWO OTHER 'HOT, GREAT GUYS', (AND I FEEL LIKE A WONDERFUL WINNING CHAP!!! OH, GOD!!! ARE YOU AS EXCITED AS I AM?!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
NO-ONE HAD TO TAKE PANTS OFF, BUT WE DID, AS THE SMITHS PLAYED!!!
EVERY TIME I LOOK AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR MY PANTS FALL OFF!!!
(I HAD TO GO INTO THE TOILET SECRETLY AND WANK INTO MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS THAT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
THE BLACK SPIDER OF DOUBT SCUTTLED OUT AND WE BURNT IT TO DEATH WITH THE CIGARETTE LIGHTER OF HOPE! WE HAVE ALL BAREFEET AND A SEXY NEW ATTITUDE OF HOPE!
WHY AM I NOT LONELY?! BECAUSE I AM SITTING WITH TWO OTHER 'HOT, GREAT GUYS', (AND I FEEL LIKE A WONDERFUL WINNING CHAP!!! OH, GOD!!! ARE YOU AS EXCITED AS I AM?!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
NO-ONE HAD TO TAKE PANTS OFF, BUT WE DID, AS THE SMITHS PLAYED!!!
EVERY TIME I LOOK AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR MY PANTS FALL OFF!!!
(I HAD TO GO INTO THE TOILET SECRETLY AND WANK INTO MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS THAT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
THE BLACK SPIDER OF DOUBT SCUTTLED OUT AND WE BURNT IT TO DEATH WITH THE CIGARETTE LIGHTER OF HOPE! WE HAVE ALL BAREFEET AND A SEXY NEW ATTITUDE OF HOPE!
"VERY NICE," WE ALL SAID, FOR AGES, AS 'HOT CHAPS'.
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
WE ARE HAVING A NICE TIME, FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wednesday 14 January 2009
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H IS FOR "HELP SOMEONE"
WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE??????!
THIS CHILD IS 'HELPING SOMEONE'!!!!!
'HELPING' PEOPLE IS THE BEST FEELING EVER!!! IT'S LIKE FLYING THROUGH THE SKY WITH ROCKET BOOTS!!! OR STANDING UP TOO QUICKLY AND HAVING A HEAD RUSH.....IN SPACE!!!!!
IF YOU FEEL DOWN AND NOTHING ELSE WILL CHEER YOU UP...HELP SOMEONE!!! HELP AN OLD LADY WITH HER SHOPPING!!! HELP AN OLD MAN RUN HIS BONZAI TREE SHOP!!! HELP A CHILD GET TO GRIPS WITH THE CONCEPT OF LIFE AND DEATH BY EXPLAINING IT USING THEIR FAVOURITE TOYS AS PROPS!!!!!
WHEN SOMEONE HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION TO YOURS ON SOMETHING....HELP THEM SEE THEY ARE WRONG!!!!
IF YOU DON'T HELP SOMEONE...WHO WILL???!!!!!!
THIS CHILD IS 'HELPING SOMEONE'!!!!!
'HELPING' PEOPLE IS THE BEST FEELING EVER!!! IT'S LIKE FLYING THROUGH THE SKY WITH ROCKET BOOTS!!! OR STANDING UP TOO QUICKLY AND HAVING A HEAD RUSH.....IN SPACE!!!!!
IF YOU FEEL DOWN AND NOTHING ELSE WILL CHEER YOU UP...HELP SOMEONE!!! HELP AN OLD LADY WITH HER SHOPPING!!! HELP AN OLD MAN RUN HIS BONZAI TREE SHOP!!! HELP A CHILD GET TO GRIPS WITH THE CONCEPT OF LIFE AND DEATH BY EXPLAINING IT USING THEIR FAVOURITE TOYS AS PROPS!!!!!
WHEN SOMEONE HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION TO YOURS ON SOMETHING....HELP THEM SEE THEY ARE WRONG!!!!
IF YOU DON'T HELP SOMEONE...WHO WILL???!!!!!!
G IS FOR "GO FOR IT!"
ALWAYS "GO FOR IT!" AT ALL TIMES!
WHEN YOU ARE AT A QUEUE IN THE TESCO EXPRESS, DON'T JUST STAND THERE IN LINE LOOKING DOWN AT YOUR BASKET OR AT THE PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU ... "GO FOR IT!"
WHEN YOU ARE AT HOME, BY YOURSELF, LOOKING AT THE INTERNET, DON'T JUST CLICK ON THE PAGES AND FEEL MILDY DEPRESSED ... "GO FOR IT!!"
WHEN YOU ARE IN AN UNCOMFORTABLE, SOCIALLY AWKWARD SITUATION (SILENCE, A BLIND DATE, BEING FELT UP, VISITING A SICK RELATIVE, ETC.), DON'T JUST LET THE SITUATION UNFOLD ...
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?!
THAT'S RIGHT!
"GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!!"
WHEN YOU ARE AT A QUEUE IN THE TESCO EXPRESS, DON'T JUST STAND THERE IN LINE LOOKING DOWN AT YOUR BASKET OR AT THE PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU ... "GO FOR IT!"
WHEN YOU ARE AT HOME, BY YOURSELF, LOOKING AT THE INTERNET, DON'T JUST CLICK ON THE PAGES AND FEEL MILDY DEPRESSED ... "GO FOR IT!!"
WHEN YOU ARE IN AN UNCOMFORTABLE, SOCIALLY AWKWARD SITUATION (SILENCE, A BLIND DATE, BEING FELT UP, VISITING A SICK RELATIVE, ETC.), DON'T JUST LET THE SITUATION UNFOLD ...
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?!
THAT'S RIGHT!
"GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!!"
Tuesday 13 January 2009
F IS FOR "FLOUNDER"
FLOUNDERING IS SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD (AND CAN!) AVOID!
AND I DO NOT MEAN ACTING LIKE THE FISH WHICH HAS THE NAME "FLOUNDER"!!
WHEN YOU ARE FLOUNDERING YOU ARE NOT IN CONTROL AND YOU HAVE LOST YOUR BALANCE AND ARE FLOPPING AROUND TRYING TO REGAIN IT!
I SUPPOSE THE FISH THAT HAVE THE NAME "FLOUNDER" DO SOMETIMES FLOUNDER AROUND
THEY FLOP ON THE GROUND UNTIL YOU KILL THEM!
DON'T FLOUNDER AND DON'T BE LIKE A "FLOUNDER"!
SPEND YOUR TIME DOING ACTIVE PROACTIVE ACTIVITIES THE LIKES OF WHICH THE FISH "FLOUNDERS" CAN ONLY DREAM OF!
SUCH AS SUCCESSFULLY GOING FOOD SHOPPING!
OR FALLING IN LOVE SUCCESSFULLY!
OR HAVING A WATCH!
REMEMBER: FLOUNDERING IS THE ENEMY!
BUT ENEMIES ARE AVOIDABLE!
LIKE THE OLDER CHILDREN WHO WOULD BULLY YOUR GENITALS AT SCHOOL
YOU AVOIDED THEM DIDN'T YOU! YES YOU DID!!
I AM SURE YOU CAN AND WILL AVOID FLOUNDERING!!!
AND I DO NOT MEAN ACTING LIKE THE FISH WHICH HAS THE NAME "FLOUNDER"!!
WHEN YOU ARE FLOUNDERING YOU ARE NOT IN CONTROL AND YOU HAVE LOST YOUR BALANCE AND ARE FLOPPING AROUND TRYING TO REGAIN IT!
I SUPPOSE THE FISH THAT HAVE THE NAME "FLOUNDER" DO SOMETIMES FLOUNDER AROUND
THEY FLOP ON THE GROUND UNTIL YOU KILL THEM!
DON'T FLOUNDER AND DON'T BE LIKE A "FLOUNDER"!
SPEND YOUR TIME DOING ACTIVE PROACTIVE ACTIVITIES THE LIKES OF WHICH THE FISH "FLOUNDERS" CAN ONLY DREAM OF!
SUCH AS SUCCESSFULLY GOING FOOD SHOPPING!
OR FALLING IN LOVE SUCCESSFULLY!
OR HAVING A WATCH!
REMEMBER: FLOUNDERING IS THE ENEMY!
BUT ENEMIES ARE AVOIDABLE!
LIKE THE OLDER CHILDREN WHO WOULD BULLY YOUR GENITALS AT SCHOOL
YOU AVOIDED THEM DIDN'T YOU! YES YOU DID!!
I AM SURE YOU CAN AND WILL AVOID FLOUNDERING!!!
E IS FOR EXERCISE
WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO SLEEP, BLINK A LOT--IT WILL WORK OUT YOUR FOREHEAD!
INSTEAD OF LOOKING AT SOMEONE ON THE BUS FOR FIFTEEN STRAIGHT SECONDS, LOOK AT THEM THREE SEPARATE TIMES--IT WILL WORK OUT YOUR NECK AND MAKE YOUR NECK STRONG ENOUGH TO HELP YOU QUICKLY AVOID EYE CONTACT WITH OTHERS ON THE BUS!
TAPE A REALLY HEAVY BOOK TO THE BACK OF YOUR RIGHT AND LEFT HAND--YOU WILL LOOK SMART AND ALSO GROW BIG ARMS!
IF YOU SEE SOMEONE SLEEPING, CARRY THEM AROUND WHILE THEY SLEEP--IT WILL MAKE YOUR BICEPS BIG SO WHEN YOU ARE ALONE IN YOUR ROOM YOU CAN PUNCH YOUR OWN FACE HARDER!
WALK UP AND DOWN THE HALL WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO--IT WILL MAKE YOUR LEGS STRONGER AND IT WILL ALSO KEEP THE DARKNESS IN THE HALLWAY STIRRED AND KEEP IT FROM SETTLING!
INSTEAD OF LOOKING AT SOMEONE ON THE BUS FOR FIFTEEN STRAIGHT SECONDS, LOOK AT THEM THREE SEPARATE TIMES--IT WILL WORK OUT YOUR NECK AND MAKE YOUR NECK STRONG ENOUGH TO HELP YOU QUICKLY AVOID EYE CONTACT WITH OTHERS ON THE BUS!
TAPE A REALLY HEAVY BOOK TO THE BACK OF YOUR RIGHT AND LEFT HAND--YOU WILL LOOK SMART AND ALSO GROW BIG ARMS!
IF YOU SEE SOMEONE SLEEPING, CARRY THEM AROUND WHILE THEY SLEEP--IT WILL MAKE YOUR BICEPS BIG SO WHEN YOU ARE ALONE IN YOUR ROOM YOU CAN PUNCH YOUR OWN FACE HARDER!
WALK UP AND DOWN THE HALL WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO--IT WILL MAKE YOUR LEGS STRONGER AND IT WILL ALSO KEEP THE DARKNESS IN THE HALLWAY STIRRED AND KEEP IT FROM SETTLING!
Monday 12 January 2009
YOUR TIE!!
LOOK AT THIS:
THIS IS YOUR SPECIAL TIE!
IT SYMBOLISES VIRILITY (YOUR PENIS/VAGINA)!!
IT SYMBOLISES THE WINNING POTENTIAL INSIDE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US (THE LOVELY SILK LINING)!!!
BUT ...
IT ALSO LOOKS A BIT LIKE A FISH SWIMMING AROUND ON YOUR TUMMY!!!!!!!
SEE?! YOUR TIE CAN BE FUN, TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS YOUR SPECIAL TIE!
IT SYMBOLISES VIRILITY (YOUR PENIS/VAGINA)!!
IT SYMBOLISES THE WINNING POTENTIAL INSIDE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US (THE LOVELY SILK LINING)!!!
BUT ...
IT ALSO LOOKS A BIT LIKE A FISH SWIMMING AROUND ON YOUR TUMMY!!!!!!!
SEE?! YOUR TIE CAN BE FUN, TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday 11 January 2009
YOUR NEW THEME SONG!
SING THIS EVERY MORNING
ON YOUR WAY TO WINNING AT SUCCESS!!
#MY LIFE IS AMAZING#
#I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS AND WHITE FRIENDS#
#THEY ASK MY OPINION ABOUT THINGS#
#FOR EXAMPLE THEIR ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS#
#OR WHAT HAIRCUT THEY SHOULD GET#
#I TELL THEM THIS:#
#MY LIFE IS AMAZING#
#YOU NEED TO LIVE LIFE#
#OR LIFE WILL PASS YOU BY#
#YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONE LIFE TO LIVE#
#YOUR LIFE WON'T LIVE ITSELF#
#WHOA-OH#
#MY FRIEND'S RESPECT ME#
#AND THEY APPRECIATE ME#
#AND THEY VALUE MY OPINION#
#AND THEY THINK I AM TALENTED#
#MY LIFE IS AMAZING#
#AND SOMETIMES I FEEL OK#
(x 50)
ON YOUR WAY TO WINNING AT SUCCESS!!
#MY LIFE IS AMAZING#
#I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS AND WHITE FRIENDS#
#THEY ASK MY OPINION ABOUT THINGS#
#FOR EXAMPLE THEIR ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS#
#OR WHAT HAIRCUT THEY SHOULD GET#
#I TELL THEM THIS:#
#MY LIFE IS AMAZING#
#YOU NEED TO LIVE LIFE#
#OR LIFE WILL PASS YOU BY#
#YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONE LIFE TO LIVE#
#YOUR LIFE WON'T LIVE ITSELF#
#WHOA-OH#
#MY FRIEND'S RESPECT ME#
#AND THEY APPRECIATE ME#
#AND THEY VALUE MY OPINION#
#AND THEY THINK I AM TALENTED#
#MY LIFE IS AMAZING#
#AND SOMETIMES I FEEL OK#
(x 50)
D IS FOR DO GOOD THINGS!
D IS FOR DO GOOD THINGS!
PET A THREE-LEGGED DOG!
GIVE YOUR HALF-FINISHED FRAPPUCCINO TO A BLIND BEGGAR LADY!
TELL A MOTHER HER CHILD IS DELICIOUSLY ADORABLE EVEN THOUGH YOU THINK IT LOOKS LIKE JOHN BELUSHI!
TAKE YOUR FRIEND'S LONELY WIDOWED MOTHER TO THE PROM!
THESE ARE JUST SOME OF THE DO GOOD THINGS YOU CAN INCORPORATE INTO YOUR DAILY ROUTINE!
NOT ONLY WILL YOU FEEL GOOD IN DOING THEM, BUT YOU WILL SPREAD JOY TO OTHERS AROUND YOU!
IT'S A DOUBLE EDGED SWORD!
YAY FOR DO GOOD THINGS!
PET A THREE-LEGGED DOG!
GIVE YOUR HALF-FINISHED FRAPPUCCINO TO A BLIND BEGGAR LADY!
TELL A MOTHER HER CHILD IS DELICIOUSLY ADORABLE EVEN THOUGH YOU THINK IT LOOKS LIKE JOHN BELUSHI!
TAKE YOUR FRIEND'S LONELY WIDOWED MOTHER TO THE PROM!
THESE ARE JUST SOME OF THE DO GOOD THINGS YOU CAN INCORPORATE INTO YOUR DAILY ROUTINE!
NOT ONLY WILL YOU FEEL GOOD IN DOING THEM, BUT YOU WILL SPREAD JOY TO OTHERS AROUND YOU!
IT'S A DOUBLE EDGED SWORD!
YAY FOR DO GOOD THINGS!
Saturday 10 January 2009
DON'T BE 'LISTLESS'!!!!
MAKE A LIST!!
IT'S AN EASY AND CHEAP WAY TO ACHIEVE SUCCESS!!!
WANT INSTANT FULFILMENT?!
JUST WRITE DOWN THE THINGS YOU ALREADY DID TODAY AND THEN CROSS THEM OFF!!!!!!!!!!
SEE?!!
JUST LOOK AT THAT LOVELY LIST OF THINGS YOU DID TODAY, ALL CROSSED OFF!!
YOU REALLY ARE A SPECIAL AND CAREFUL ONE, AREN'T YOU?!?!!!?!!?!!! (IF YOU DON'T WATCH OUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO COME OVER THERE AND GIVE YOU A GIGANTIC HIGH-FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
IT'S AN EASY AND CHEAP WAY TO ACHIEVE SUCCESS!!!
WANT INSTANT FULFILMENT?!
JUST WRITE DOWN THE THINGS YOU ALREADY DID TODAY AND THEN CROSS THEM OFF!!!!!!!!!!
SEE?!!
JUST LOOK AT THAT LOVELY LIST OF THINGS YOU DID TODAY, ALL CROSSED OFF!!
YOU REALLY ARE A SPECIAL AND CAREFUL ONE, AREN'T YOU?!?!!!?!!?!!! (IF YOU DON'T WATCH OUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO COME OVER THERE AND GIVE YOU A GIGANTIC HIGH-FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Friday 9 January 2009
YOU TOO CAN LEARN TO SLEEP!!!
FEELING TIRED AND RUN DOWN?
DON'T WORRY THERE IS AN EASY CURE!!!
CLOSE YOUR TIRED EYES AND THINK OF HAPPY TIMES!!!
A DAY BY THE LAKE!!!
RUNNING WITH FATHER!!!
MAKING A CANDLE AT THE MUSEUM!!!
A WARM AND GENTLE BLANKET!!!
BEING A WINNER!!!
ARE YOU FEELING YOURSELF DRIFT OFF? ARE YOUR TROUBLES SAYING GOODBYE?
YOU ARE FALLING ASLEEP!!!
FALL ASLEEP!!!
DON'T WORRY THERE IS AN EASY CURE!!!
CLOSE YOUR TIRED EYES AND THINK OF HAPPY TIMES!!!
A DAY BY THE LAKE!!!
RUNNING WITH FATHER!!!
MAKING A CANDLE AT THE MUSEUM!!!
A WARM AND GENTLE BLANKET!!!
BEING A WINNER!!!
ARE YOU FEELING YOURSELF DRIFT OFF? ARE YOUR TROUBLES SAYING GOODBYE?
YOU ARE FALLING ASLEEP!!!
FALL ASLEEP!!!
Tuesday 6 January 2009
C IS FOR CONSTANTLY BE A WINNER
C IS FOR CONSTANTLY BE A WINNER!!!
IF YOU ARE ALWAYS A WINNER YOU WILL CONSTANTLY BE A WINNER!!!
YOU CAN ACHIEVE THIS WITH HIDDEN AND SPECIAL SKILLS!!!
IF THERE IS SOMETHING ATTACKING YOUR HEAD YOU CAN DUCK!!! THIS IS A HIDDEN AND SPECIAL SKILL!!!
IF THERE IS AN ENEMY ATTACKING YOUR HANDS YOU CAN SPIN AROUND AND WIN LIKE THAT!!! THIS IS A HIDDEN AND SPECIAL SKILL!!!
ALWAYS THINK ON YOUR FEET!!!
YOU ARE CONSTANTLY BEING A WINNER!!!
HAVE A SUCCESS!!!
IF YOU ARE ALWAYS A WINNER YOU WILL CONSTANTLY BE A WINNER!!!
YOU CAN ACHIEVE THIS WITH HIDDEN AND SPECIAL SKILLS!!!
IF THERE IS SOMETHING ATTACKING YOUR HEAD YOU CAN DUCK!!! THIS IS A HIDDEN AND SPECIAL SKILL!!!
IF THERE IS AN ENEMY ATTACKING YOUR HANDS YOU CAN SPIN AROUND AND WIN LIKE THAT!!! THIS IS A HIDDEN AND SPECIAL SKILL!!!
ALWAYS THINK ON YOUR FEET!!!
YOU ARE CONSTANTLY BEING A WINNER!!!
HAVE A SUCCESS!!!
B IS FOR BLOOD!
B IS FOR BLOOD!
WITHOUT BLOOD WE’D ALL BE PALE CORPSES OR ZOMBIES! SO DON’T BE AFRAID OF BLOOD BECAUSE IT GIVES US LIFE SO WE WON'T BE DEAD!
BLOOD IS A SPECTACULAR SHADE OF RED! IT ALSO SUSTAINS VAMPIRES!
IF WE DIDN’T HAVE BLOOD EVERY HORROR MOVIE WOULD BE BORING AND MEANINGLESS!
DONATE BLOOD TODAY AND RECEIVE FREE ORANGE JUICE AND A COOKIE AND MAYBE EVEN A SMALL AMOUNT OF MONEY! YOU ARE SAVING LIVES!
BLOOD IS SOMETHING WE ALL HAVE IN COMMON!
YAY FOR BLOOD!
WITHOUT BLOOD WE’D ALL BE PALE CORPSES OR ZOMBIES! SO DON’T BE AFRAID OF BLOOD BECAUSE IT GIVES US LIFE SO WE WON'T BE DEAD!
BLOOD IS A SPECTACULAR SHADE OF RED! IT ALSO SUSTAINS VAMPIRES!
IF WE DIDN’T HAVE BLOOD EVERY HORROR MOVIE WOULD BE BORING AND MEANINGLESS!
DONATE BLOOD TODAY AND RECEIVE FREE ORANGE JUICE AND A COOKIE AND MAYBE EVEN A SMALL AMOUNT OF MONEY! YOU ARE SAVING LIVES!
BLOOD IS SOMETHING WE ALL HAVE IN COMMON!
YAY FOR BLOOD!
Friday 2 January 2009
A IS FOR ALCOHOL
A IS FOR ALCOHOL!
ALCOHOL IS AN INTOXICANT WHICH MEANS IT MAKES YOU FEEL FLUTTERY INSIDE AND ALSO MAKES YOUR DECISION MAKING SKILLS VERY SHARP LIKE A SABER! IT ALSO PROMOTES TRUTH TELLING AND SEX!
I LIKE ALCOHOL FOR ALL OF THESE THINGS AND BECAUSE OF THE ENDLESS VARIETY!
ALCOHOL COMES IN SO MANY SHAPES AND SIZES FOR ALL OF YOUR DRINKING NEEDS AND MOODS!
IN A HURRY? HAVE A SHOT OF TEQUILA!!
FEELING SUPERIOR? HAVE A GLASS OF EXPENSIVE WINE! THERE ARE TWO COLORS TO CHOOSE FROM!!!
WATCHING A SPORTING EVENT? CUDDLE UP TO A COLD BEER! YOU CAN DRINK IT IN A BOTTLE OR IN A CUP!
NEED TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS? BUY EVERYBODY A ROUND OF IRISH CAR BOMBS! FUN FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY!!!
ALCOHOL IS THE PERFECT BEVERAGE! YAY FOR ALCOHOL!!!!
ALCOHOL IS AN INTOXICANT WHICH MEANS IT MAKES YOU FEEL FLUTTERY INSIDE AND ALSO MAKES YOUR DECISION MAKING SKILLS VERY SHARP LIKE A SABER! IT ALSO PROMOTES TRUTH TELLING AND SEX!
I LIKE ALCOHOL FOR ALL OF THESE THINGS AND BECAUSE OF THE ENDLESS VARIETY!
ALCOHOL COMES IN SO MANY SHAPES AND SIZES FOR ALL OF YOUR DRINKING NEEDS AND MOODS!
IN A HURRY? HAVE A SHOT OF TEQUILA!!
FEELING SUPERIOR? HAVE A GLASS OF EXPENSIVE WINE! THERE ARE TWO COLORS TO CHOOSE FROM!!!
WATCHING A SPORTING EVENT? CUDDLE UP TO A COLD BEER! YOU CAN DRINK IT IN A BOTTLE OR IN A CUP!
NEED TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS? BUY EVERYBODY A ROUND OF IRISH CAR BOMBS! FUN FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY!!!
ALCOHOL IS THE PERFECT BEVERAGE! YAY FOR ALCOHOL!!!!
EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES - NOT JUST YOU!!!
SOMETIMES THINGS GO WRONG IT'S OK!!!
LIFE IS A MYSTERIOUS AND FRAGILE JEWEL OF SPERM AND EGG - IT IS WEIRD!!!
IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG, DON'T KILL YOURSELF, JUST GET OVER IT!!!
YOU WILL BE A BETTER PERSON IF YOU CAN GET OVER IT!!!
FAILURES ARE WINNERS TOO!!! YOU ARE A WINNER BECAUSE YOU FAILED!!!
LIFE IS A MYSTERIOUS AND FRAGILE JEWEL OF SPERM AND EGG - IT IS WEIRD!!!
IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG, DON'T KILL YOURSELF, JUST GET OVER IT!!!
YOU WILL BE A BETTER PERSON IF YOU CAN GET OVER IT!!!
FAILURES ARE WINNERS TOO!!! YOU ARE A WINNER BECAUSE YOU FAILED!!!
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