Tuesday 6 January 2009

B IS FOR BLOOD!

B IS FOR BLOOD!

WITHOUT BLOOD WE’D ALL BE PALE CORPSES OR ZOMBIES! SO DON’T BE AFRAID OF BLOOD BECAUSE IT GIVES US LIFE SO WE WON'T BE DEAD!

BLOOD IS A SPECTACULAR SHADE OF RED! IT ALSO SUSTAINS VAMPIRES!

IF WE DIDN’T HAVE BLOOD EVERY HORROR MOVIE WOULD BE BORING AND MEANINGLESS!


DONATE BLOOD TODAY AND RECEIVE FREE ORANGE JUICE AND A COOKIE AND MAYBE EVEN A SMALL AMOUNT OF MONEY! YOU ARE SAVING LIVES!

BLOOD IS SOMETHING WE ALL HAVE IN COMMON!


YAY FOR BLOOD!

5 comments:

Crispin Best said...

YAY FOR ALPHABETS!

Noah Cicero said...

i woke up and read this whole blog

my life is good now

i'm ready to take on life

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

WELL DONE NOAH - YOU HAVE JOINED THE WINNING GANG. WELL DONE XTX!!

jades said...

THEY ALSO GIVE YOU A FREE PINT OF ICE CREAM WHEN YOU DONATE BLOOD!

Hot4Darmat said...

D is for Delivering.

Delivering is another word for giving or handing over, which makes people feel great!

Next time you hold someone up, tell them to "Deliver their valuables" instead of "Hand over the cash" and you can all share in the laughter!

Babies get delivered, too! Everyone loves babies! They are cute and will lie in poo for hours if you don't clean them. They are our future.

Mail gets delivered too! Everyone loves getting things in the mail: Love letters, notices of eviction, or letter bombs. Its all great!

Deliver some great news to someone today! Its a great way to feel great and has nothing at all to do with removing someone's liver. Yay for Delivering!